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You know that you're an awful friend when a harmless chat turns into this;

dude: ..Maybe if you could help.. anyone with it, tell me yeah?
me: heehee. Unfortunately I don't know anyone who collects it.
dude: Mmm.. really? Don't you have a lot of friends?
me: Yeah, but I don't really contact my friends. I... don't do that. *smiley*
dude: Hehe.. hmm.. I know..

---And it wasn't the first time you had this conversation.